I've taken a leave of absence from blogging, there is no particular reason as to why. I often think I need to blog just to get out all these thoughts that occur to me whilst in college and dealing with the idea of adulthood/womanhood. Why now? Well world, I have had one of my nights were I have not slept at all. And I really mean that I have not slept one minute. It is currently 7:18 am on January 20 and I have been up since 11 am or so yesterday morning. This will hurt later. However, I started thinking about what I had heard recently called the 'hook-up culture' by a friend then thought "what the fuck, I'll blog about it'.
Hooking up is in fact a part of our culture. Especially for us young'uns. Every person has their own idea of what it is and then there is the societal conventions we all agree on. I hate to act like your mom or grandpa but I do think the music we listen to influences our ideals on how we view certain concepts. Lots of songs are about getting shit faced then 'getting drunk bitches' (picture Steve Carell from 40 Year Old Virgin stating that line so you can feel my awkwardness). What is with this idea that you have to get a woman drunk to sleep with her? I know its not always easy guys, but come on. Thats lame, weak, sad, etc. I get wanting to just have sex. Fine. But why make a girl so incoherent that not only will it not feel good for the both of you but there is so much shame after? Do it once. Get it out of your system, if thats your reasoning. But to do it every weekend is just fucking sad. Really? Your not that much of a man to grow some balls and find a good little fuck buddy? And ladies.. why have such a lack of respect for yourself?
I'm not sure I get all the deets on hooking up but I can tell you thats what almost everyone is talking about in college. I am such an awkward turtle. I don't know what the fuck I am doing or what to say. I do want to point out that I am also the kind of girl, who has on occasion, laughed at guys who hit on her.. I know thats awful. I don't mean it to be mean. I just laugh out of nervousness I guess. When I was in high school, I had very high opinions on hooking up. Granted, then I thought hooking up was just making out. Hell, I still don't know what exactly constitutes as a 'hook-up'. Is it Second? A home run? A hit and run? All of the above? For Christ's sakes I am 20 and I really have no idea how I fit into this aspect of my own culture. I'm about to get real personal. My relationship status is still undefined. For now, we'll deal with college single Sonora. You see, College Sonora is in love with someone she can't justify being with right now. So, in the mean time, she'll have a little fun, right? NOPE. Each time I've tried anything, it's blown up in my face some way shape or form.
The first guy I was with in college, and I mean really with, like dated and the whole nine, was just a giant fucking mess. I went from someone emotionally stable, handsome, took care of himself, all around great guy to the exact opposite. Well, this new guy was unconventionally handsome. I liked him for what he had to say and how he said it. My roommate described his mind perfectly as "beautifully tragic". And thats what he was/is. But someone thats emotionally unstable, has an addictive personality and can never truly be single is NOT, and I repeat, NOT a good guy to have around if you want to just hook up. You will most likely develop feelings for this emotional wreck not because you want to fix him or even want to be with him but because in his own way, it's enduring and unfortunately draws you in. I don't want to carry on with this one but my lesson to myself is if you want to just sleep with someone, really make sure you make it clear that you don't want anything else to happen. And if that changes, make it work or end it that second that you realize it's different and not worth it. It sucks more when your the one who wanted to end it first and they beat you to the punch when your drunk, at a bar and your night just got started.
Moving on. My next experience was worse, believe it or not. Long story short, thought I met the perfect hook up partner. Really tall (I like them TALL), older, works out, sort of blonde, blah blah blah. We.. for lack of a better word.. bonded over our complicated relationships and to my understanding he was single, I was single, lets get it on. Come to find out the next morning (all we did was make out and I did sleep over) he was in fact not single. I told him to leave me alone and I didn't want to see him again. Frankly, he's a creep. He calls me a few days later, tells me he broke up with her. Apparently, not only does he get back with his girlfriend that following weekend but also sleeps with other girls. First time I was ever called a whore, by the way, and hopefully the last. I didn't even like him enough to deal with it. So I really told him to leave me alone, with a few other choice words, and he did not leave me alone for a few weeks after. I am told my cold shoulders are mean and he got them. Now he is slightly terrified of me, this 6'4, 250 or so LBS kid is terrified of little old me at 5'5 and 125 LBS. There were many signs I didn't want to go all the way with him (disclaimer, I never did.. thank the universe). For one, every time I slept over I would tell him I wanted to leave and he convinced me on staying for the night. And the whole time I was there I kept thinking how badly I wanted to leave his bed and never come back. So moral of this one is, ladies, if you feel it in your gut that this guy is a creep or you just don't like him at all.. stay away. Those guys get weird super fast.
And my last story for this morning is my least favorite because it just proves to me how bad I am at this hooking up thing. I am an awesome girlfriend but I don't know what I'm doing with the 'hook up culture'. This guy was another older one (all these guys are older, fun fact) who I was crushing on hard. I saw him and he was my first real crush since high school. I really don't want to give any details on who this guy is but all I will say is I got my chance. He was in my bed a few times and I was in his. And guess what. We made out and absolutely nothing happened. Apparently this was the kind of guy who loses interest fast and boy, did he. I couldn't tell you what happened other than every time something was about to happen, I lost my cool. I am a calm, cool and collected person. But I could not hold my ground with this one. I was way too vulnerable and for no good reason. When said person ignored my one text post weird night at his place, I beat myself up a little, emphasis on the little. Why didn't you do what you wanted to do? You had this one! It was easy! But that was it.. it was just easy! It was so uncomfortable how easy it was to sleep with that guy. There was no challenge, no mystery... and now when I think about it, he's the exact kind of guy I never like being around. A womanizer. A girl who can play the game would have walked in, walked out and accomplished it. No harm no foul. I don't get the game. I don't like playing games. I will tell you straight up what I want. And if I am too uncomfortable to tell you what I want, then clearly I shouldn't want you.
I am proud I didn't sleep with the last two. Either way it would have been a walk-of-shame-but-in-the-worst-kind-of-way. Contrary to how I felt leaving the latter's place, I know what I did was right for me. And I suppose thats what it all comes down to. If you're okay with this whole culture, can handle it and you're not hurting yourself nor those involved then its all good. Obviously your going to make one or two mistakes along the way but hey, you know, thats fucking life man. What I have learned through these three major-ish occurrences is that I don't enjoy just sleeping with anybody, I'm an awesome girlfriend but not the greatest girl to hook up with. I take myself a little too seriously. I love the club and dancing up on a few guys and I'll probably make out with you if I like you enough.. but sleep with you? Eh, I don't think so buddy. But hey, thats my path. Like Paul Rudd said in the 40 Year Old Virgin "Stupid, horrible decision. But, hey, that's her journey, you know. I gotta respect that. She wants to be some immature little bitch and blow everybody, that's... that's love, man."
